Sunday, December 13, 2009

United States of India!

With demand for more states spreading like rapid fire, here are few innovative suggestions for specific groups.

1. State Name: "PMK Nadu"
Initiated By: Ramadoss (PMK)
Where: Northern districts of Tamilnadu
Description: How else can Ramadoss rule a state?

2. State Name: "Thennaadu"
Initiated By: M.K. and his elder son
Where: Southern districts of Tamilnadu
Description: Reward for Alagiri for all the "hardships" he had undergone for ensuring DMK's victories there.

3. State Name: "SachinPradesh"
Initiated By: Fans of Sachin Tendulkar
Where: Mumbai
Description: "Cricket is our religion, Sachin is our God; so why not a separate state for us??"

4. State Name: "SugarPradesh"
Initiated By: Agri. minister Sharad Pawar's followers
Where: Mumbai (Contending with Sachin's fans)
Description: Even though Sharad Pawar is more focused on Cricket, he has done some important things for Indian agriculture too (especially Sugarcane, by doing nothing about the "state" of farmers - pun unintended! ;) Doesn't he deserve a state?

5. State Name: "Sonianchal"
Initiated By: Sonia's followers
Where: New Delhi (maybe with some exclaves from Italy too)
Description: !!!

6. State Name: "Ramanchal"
Initiated By: Advani's followers
Where: In the footsteps of Himalayas (as far as possible from the Ram Janma Bhoomi)
Description: To ensure a "fair" trial of Babri Masjid demolition case, and also to act as a springboard for the next round of "Ram, Ram" politics!

7. State Name: "Binary Pradesh"
Initiated By: All Programmers in India
Where: Wherever there's a computer present.
Description: Slightly difficult to establish, but worthwhile. Separate all the programmers and dump them here. Ah, wait! They are demanding two states in this one - a 0 and a 1! ;)

8. State Name: "Bald-o-bad" (rhymes with "Hyderabad")
Initiated By: Citizens of India
Where: Tirupathi
Description: Best place to reflect the true "state" of Indian public!